Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Ah, The Little Things in Life

     Tonight, after watching my suitcase sit half full, (er, is it half empty?) in the corner of the bedroom for one whole month, I finally have to pack up and get ready to go home :( Now, I don't mind packing, it's the unpacking that I despise. I probably won't be completely unpacked for at least a week after I get home. My animal printed suitcase will be sitting at the foot of my new bed in my room, and every day I will pick an outfit out of it to wear for the day, and repeat that action as long as it takes for that suitcase to empty out. And every day my mom will tell me the same thing: "Danielle, you HAVE to unpack tonight, your stuff can't just keep camping out right there! K? There's no room for it." And I'll say the same thing every day: "Ugh, mom, I know. I promise I'll clean up tonight." Hah, FAT CHANCE.
     Anyway, back to packing. I had all my clothes in front of me, messily folding them and staggering them into my suitcase, hoping everything was gonna fit. So I'm sitting there cross-legged, realizing that I'm almost done packing everything, but here's the kicker: I have to get up and reach that Bath & Body Works bag sitting across the room, and I can't move. I  feel like I've been hit by a truck. (I went jet skiing with my cousin on Sunday, and now I feel completely broken). All my muscles are so beyond sore, I can't even sit my @$$ on the toilet without wincing. All I could do was dramatically reach my arm out in front of me in hopes that I would magically turn into Matilda. Ya know, the little girl from the movie who can slam a door in her brother's face just by pointing at the doorknob? Not to mention draw a water glass closer to her just by looking at it. I could only dream.
     So this is the complicated method I have to use to get my broken body up off the floor: rock myself forward on my hands and knees. Reach up and use the bunk bed ladder to pull myself up. Then, one limb at a time, painfully hoist myself up. I look like a total retard. AND I walk like an old man with a pickle up his butt. GREAT.
     Thirty minutes later, (oh, and I DID finally get across to reach the Bath & Body Works bag. Whew!)...I was sitting on the couch, pluggin' away at this blog post, and Cara comes out of the bedroom and asks for some water. So now I roll myself off of the couch, and of course all the muscles in my legs are ten times more sore after I've been sitting for a few minutes and have to stand up. As I was obviously limping across the living room and into the kitchen, Cara on my heels, she sweetly says, "Danielle, are you hurting?" Oh. My. Gosh. AWW!!! It doesn't get any cuter than that right there, my friends. "Yeah, Cara, I am hurting." 
     So, I guess I don't have much more to say about tonight, but that one little statement, from the sweetest and most adorable two-year-old girl in the universe, made my entire night. <3

Artsy-Fartsy Masterpiece

     One of my FAVORITE things to do is paint. Paint on wood (which I'm going to blog about later on, 'cause it's AWESOME), paint on ceramics, and paint bedrooms. Haha! As a little kid I had almost all of my birthday parties at a place called "Paint On Pottery,' and I never got sick of it. In other words, I'm obsessed with painting. On that note, this is a picture of my favorite "As You Wish" paint creation!

Giant coffee or soup mug!
     I love giraffes and giraffe print, and by the time I was almost done painting this, I realized I wanted to incorporate something about Africa in the giraffe spots. So...being the genius that I am, I came up with the idea to actually put Africa IN the painting! This is what I mean:  
                                                                                      
Africa! And I even included lil' Madagascar off to the right.
     I have more paintings coming soon, but this is the one I am most proud of! :)
                                      

Good Morning, From Atlanta

     Okay, so, I go to bed around 3am every day, and ALMOST get lots of good, hard, sleep. I might as well be dead for nine hours. Until...that top bunk starts-a-wobblin', and a very wide awake five-year-old Jay steps down his squeaky ladder, using my bottom bunk as his trampoline to bounce off of. I put my pillow over my head and pretend I'm still asleep. 
"Danielle, you look weird!:
     "Mom. Mom...MOM!! I want something to eat! Can I have a chocolate cookie? How 'bout some chips?" Then the little one wakes up. Cara: "Mommy I wanna watch Caillou on your 'puter!' Mommy, eeeat!!!" 
     Meanwhile, I'm still in bed, periodically responding to text messages and Facebook comments from the night before. But when a kid walks in, I'm back "asleep." Of course, the ONE time I open my eyes to sneak a peek of God-knows-what, there's a little minion standing there, chin resting on the edge of the bed, big blue eyes staring at me. My eyes snap shut again and I roll over. Then someone whispers, "Danielle. Danielle? Danieeelle? Can I play on your 'ahPod?'" "NO." STOMP STOMP STOMP, she's over it. ...Me: "Jay, please turn of the light, hey, shut off the bathtub water too!!! AHH!" "FINE! Cara, let's go play." 
     Whew, they're gone. Time for some more Zs. Oh wait, nevermind, they're letting out blood-curdling screams in the living room. Good morning, Carr household.
Jay and Cara sharing their suckers